I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

A Return to Love. A Woman's Worth.

APPROPIATE

1993 / 16min.

Rating4

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Synopsis

A first-time feature-film director (who's also the writer and producer) is casting the lead actress. We meet him talking to his wife about the picture and the process. We meet the actress, Sandy, negotiating with her roommate and talking by phone to her mother. Then, we watch Sandy audition for the director at the call-back session; also attending are the casting director and the production company's sycophants. The wrinkle is that the director is a homicidal misogynist, his wife is tied up and hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy has something in her purse that bodes a rocky future.

Directors

Ben Affleck

Actors

Tommy Hinkley

Harry Victor

Jay Lacopo

Karla Montana

Marilyn Pitzer

Johanna McCloy

Harvey Stephens

María Dolores Rodríguez García de la Pepa

Robert Koch

Ellie Valleau

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